I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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