there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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