I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
