My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize