i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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