I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
