giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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