Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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