So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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