when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize