Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
zippers are such a cool invention
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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