The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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