Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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