I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
there is puke in my bra ... again
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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