i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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