Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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