with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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