his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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