eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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