I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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