i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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