and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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