but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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