wat bout pragnant strippers??
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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