Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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