i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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