Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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