Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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