turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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