The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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