He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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