The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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