i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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