They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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