I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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