Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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