we're blogging at a bar
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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