I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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