I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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