I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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