I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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