Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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