Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
