I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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