i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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