It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
