just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i believe in u and ur pee
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