We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
