haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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