love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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