How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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