I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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