Is it normal to miss your booty call?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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