I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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